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27 min read

The Descent

The Descent

The Descent

32 min read

The Doily Allergen: Sexual Misconduct PSA

The Doily Allergen: Sexual Misconduct PSA

The Doily Allergen: Sexual Misconduct PSA

1 min read

"This Year's Actually Been Pretty Good For Me," Says Deranged Danger to Society

"This Year's Actually Been Pretty Good For Me," Says Deranged Danger to Society

"This Year's Actually Been Pretty Good For Me," Says Deranged Danger to Society

2 min read

Climate Scientists Retract All Research From Past Decades After Realizing It Was All Actually Just Gender Reveal Parties

Climate Scientists Retract All Research From Past Decades After Realizing It Was All Actually Just Gender Reveal Parties

Climate Scientists Retract All Research From Past Decades After Realizing It Was All Actually Just Gender Reveal Parties

2 min read

Student Grateful to Bike Thief Who Only Took Seat

Student Grateful to Bike Thief Who Only Took Seat

Student Grateful to Bike Thief Who Only Took Seat

2 min read

Tiny Beauties Everywhere

Tiny Beauties Everywhere

Tiny Beauties Everywhere

20 min read

Willy Burton Decides to Start Drinking

Willy Burton Decides to Start Drinking

Willy Burton Decides to Start Drinking

16 min read

4 Ways To Tell If The Person Walking Ahead of You Is Vaping Or Just Breathing While It’s Cold Out

4 Ways To Tell If The Person Walking Ahead of You Is Vaping Or Just Breathing While It’s Cold Out

4 Ways To Tell If The Person Walking Ahead of You Is Vaping Or Just Breathing While It’s Cold Out

2 min read

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